I FAILED MY DRIVIN TEST 33 TIMES I ALWAYS END UP WITH A MEAN EXAMINER AM FINKING OF BRIBING ON MY NXT 1 1,000?

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I FAILED MY DRIVIN TEST 33 TIMES I ALWAYS END UP WITH A MEAN EXAMINER AM FINKING OF BRIBING ON MY NXT 1 1,000?

Answer 1

Oh yes of course! What a wonderful idea.



If you've failed 33 times already I recommend talking in the same way as you have typed your question - as in "I rilly wanna pass, innit. Give ya 50 notes if ya pass me, innit." If you're male I'd suggest delivering this line whilst wearing a baseball cap (preferably Burberry) perched on the top of your head - it's important to perch it jauntily, as if it may blow off in the wind. Make sure you wear your best gold hoop earrings too when you say this. Perhaps rub your crotch with one hand and offer the bottle of White Lightening that you'll clearly have with you to the examiner - he/she may be a bit thirsty and would certainly appreciate that. Also offer the examiner the cigarette which I assume you keep tucked behind your ear - as any self respecting person does!



If you're female I recommend wearing a low-cut top and plucking your eyebrows and then re-drawing them on with a Sharpie pen. Also use your best black eyeliner, not on your eyes but around your mouth as a classy lip-liner. No need to offer a bribe as such - instead offer to 'cut up' the examiner with the razor blades you no doubt keep in your hair (as all of us girls do.)



Good luck!

Answer 2

Agreeing with someone else, you do sound like spongebob.



I'm sure it's a mix of bad luck and bad examiners if you've done it that many times. One of these days you'll go for a test and probably expect to fail and have a massive suprise. Have you thought about trying in an automatic. Perhaps it would help.



Don't bribe your examiner because they will instantly cancel the test!

Answer 3

okay well you should practice practice practice before you go to your next test and maybe you are uncomfortable when you are being examined so you mess up you should try relaxing and staying calm because if you are a good driver like your friends say then you only need to be more comfortable in the car and once you get comfortable driving with an adult in the car you will have no problem on the test just like i said get comfortable and don't bribe because the examiner will know you are bribing him and maybe he won't pass you 'cause he doesn't like bribers so don't take your chances

Answer 4

i assume you mean you failed 3 times (god i hope so).. don't despair, and definitely don't offer a bribe! just keep practicing and be really aware of all the small mistakes that could cause you to fail. at the end of each test they should tell you what you did wrong so you can learn from them for next time.

good luck!

Answer 5

I still remember a man who failed the test 33 times, at last he got his driving licence that helped him to kill all his family in a terrible car

acciden (five children and theire mother, and him himself).

Take the lesson!

Answer 6

If you try to bribe the examiner, you run the risk of being arrested. I suggest practicing more.

Answer 7

If you have failed 33 times maybe you should just give up.

Answer 8

I hear 34 is the charm. Just keep at it.

Answer 9

sorry but if you've failed the test that many time i don't want you on the road and maybe you shouldn't be.

Answer 10

haha your like spongebob! he always fails his driving tests

Answer 11

don't do it just keep taking the test

Answer 12

Not a good idea.

Answer 13

take the bus

Answer 14

he who fears of being conquered, is sure of defeat!